Save-the-Sky-Whales

My great-grandfather used to tell me, "Don't chase after sky whales because you'll only end up with a piccolo in your shoulder." I never quite understood his advice until one Stare Dramatically Into the Distance in the Middle of a Sentence Day, I was gardening with my best friend Yolanda. All of a sudden, we found an underground tunnel! It was serendipitous and spooky sounds came from deep within. Yolanda saw something interesting inside, jumped in, and I never saw her again. Great-granddaddy was right!